Friday, February 8, 2008
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I have gained about 10 pounds. And I think it looks FABULOUS on me! According to the laws of beauty today, I should be fighting to take it off, but I am not. I have TITS! I can no longer button the shirts I wore before! I am a full B cup and they jiggle when I walk and I actually need a sports bra when I exercise. I am curvalicious and I love it!
7 comments:
Congrats honey!
Laws of Beauty be damned! Gimme a healthy curvalicious pack of girlfriends who know their way around the deep fryer and creamy,salty foods over the twiggy women of the world anytime!
Jiggle on!
Lets hear it for big boobs!
What exactly are those things good for anyway? ;P
TY, they give milk and what not. Many men of the hetrosexual persuasion think they are sexy.
And when there are buns to match the jelly...
"I want 'em real thick and juicy / So find that juicy double /Mix-a-Lot's in trouble / Beggin' for a piece of that bubble."
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.
You can do side bends or sit ups, but please don't lose that butt."
The greatest thing about being pregnant for me is that fact I have boobs! Cleavage is utterly fabulous... I never want them to go away...
Hurrah for women who actually have curves!
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