As I've been blue as a Smurf lately, I woke up Saturday morning with a purpose in my stride. Maybe I couldn't make anyone hire me, but I could get my hair did. I got my layers trimmed, and had my hair covered with a deep, rich, dark chocolate color that will gradually fade to mahogany. My curls are positively bouyant!
Also, I am a size 10 now. I'm usually a teeny weenie size 6. What can I say, I am a stress eater. But my tits are fabulous; I'm nearly a C cup. My tits can salute the flag! When I am a size 6, they are like fried eggs on my chest, not quite an A cup. I asked Chris what he thought. Should I get back down to a 6 and have teeny boobs or stay where I am and keep the jugs?
God/dess love him, this was his answer: "If I could gain some pounds and have a bigger cock? Hell, yeah, I'd keep the big cock!"
5 comments:
I'm with Chris on that one ... ;-)
LOL Raybob.
If anything, when boys gain weight, it goes to places that HIDE the already potentially delectable member we have.
ROFL - I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything or that line of your hubby's would've had me spitting all over my laptop.
Flippant is correct. On men, the fat settles in places that hide the penis.
But, thank you for the laugh!
you go girl!
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