Dental hygienists are evil. OW OW OW! It's been a year since my last cleaning because my previous dentist stopped taking Blue Cross(???) and hardly anyone else accepts it around here either(???)I only just found another dentist.
I will admit it here, for you good people. I HATE to floss. Hate. To. Floss. I only do it about once a week, and boy, did I pay for it today at my cleaning. I laid in that chair being tortured for NINETY minutes. As in, an hour and a half. I bled so much that I think I need a transfusion! I've had tattoos done that hurt less than this cleaning!
And you know what she (the hygienist) said to me while she was torturing? Granted, she was smiling, but still...
"Bless your heart. I know this hurts, but it's your own fault."
How Southern is that? Poison dipped in honey.
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Trust me, she could have a cloven hoof and not be as evil as BCBS. I of all people can attest to the fact they are terminally infected with "the dumbass". I feel knee-deep in douchbags everytime I have to deal with their slimy asses. Other than that, they're great though.
LOL...I love "Bless your heart.." You can say just about anything as long as you preface it with "bless your heart."
Bill hates to floss too. I bought a Sonicare toothbrush and it made a huge difference. They are a little pricey, but it might save you from that sadist of a hygienist.
Me too. LOATHE flossing. The floss always gets stuck in my tightly packed teeth (yes, my wisdom teeth are gone, but still--). I have tried super slick waxed floss, but I have given up. The only floss that probably would not stick would need to be coated with Crisco or Brylcream... a little dab'll do ya!!!
ow ow ow ow ow
I do not want to think about how bad my next cleaning will be as it has literlaly been YEARS since ive gone to the dentist
you poor thing
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Mama Kelly
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"Bless your heart. I know this hurts, but it's your own fault."
LOL! That is a right! There's a Lesbian stand-up comedian who uses that "bless your heart" bit in her act too! They show her on LOGO all the time! :)
Doh! I meant "riot" not "right"! ;(
This is the funniest blog I've ever read.......as painful as I'm sure it was.
aIsn't there something about how you can say anything horrible and nasty about a person, but as long as you add BLESS HER HEART its alright?
"Look at her. She's fat and ugly and her breath smells like dog ass. Bless her heart." And that makes it all better. But you have to remember to smile as you say it. lol.
I've had my fill with dentists this week. My son after antibiotics, special mouthwash and toothache gum all week, now has to get a root canal. Fun times will be had by all.
Imagin my shock when I saw my name in the title!!! Sorry you had a bad experience, 90 minutes, wow. Must have been a full mouth debridement. She did sound a little snotty the way she said it. Slang is right about a Sonicare, they are the Caddilac of toothbrushes, not the end all to your problems, but a start. Ichabod, try Glide Floss, if that doesn't work, WD 40 may (kidding). Mama Kelly, ask for anesthetic or at least topical (numbing gel) to make it easier, no point in playing hero. Debbi, hope your son gets better. P.s., *sneeking look from side to side* I hate flossing too and don't always do it daily either.
HRM, I did think of axel grease, but WD40 would be much neater and precise with that little red straw thing that comes with it ; ) LOLOLOL
LOL!! Ya know, I don't know which is worse - what you got or total, disapproval-dripping silence from Miss Hygiene, which is what I got last time!!
If my dentist wasn't so nice I would quit going there.
Julie
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