Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Homosexicals
One of our boy cats, Oreo Cookie, was making that "I want a little sump'n sump'n" sound. You know the one. It's part purr and part meow. So what did he do? Started sniffing around Garfield, another male cat. Keep in mind that Cho Chang, a female, was less than two feet from him. Cookie ignored her and bit the back of Garfield's neck and climbed up on that thang.
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We've had gay animals before too. We have a gay black lab who seems to enjoy male dogs to female ones. Our big blonde surfer looking yellow lab/great pyranas was always getting hit on by him. Moose would just patiently look at Nitro with a look that seemed to say. "Dude, I love ya, but I just don't swing that way." he never fought with him, or agrued, but would just give him a look and move. lol.
"Are you gay when you're born?
can you see in the dark?"
Skip to
"Dragticle Cats, homosexicle cats!"
and of course (three octaves higher)
"homosexicle songs for homosexicle cats!"
Etc ad infinitum in excelsis.
Tangential Word-play
(Poof: the cats are gone)
It's a Springtime Christmas:
Homosexicals dangling
from the tree
Pretty pretty
Shiny shiny
Waltzing to the floor
a brisk 1, 2, 3
A scintillating symphony
of homosexicality.
Two of my favorite things: gays and cats!
We had a female cat and dog who would attempt to "bump uglies" from time to time...
It's your own damned fault for naming him "Cookie".
Heck, he may just be trying to eliminate any doubt in the other cats mind that he is actually a male. I think you should follow Debbi's lead and give him a name like Nitro (maybe Harley, Cobra, Killer, Earl, Clovis, or Absorbine, Jr.)so that if he does prefer the brown eye to the pink taco, it will be for the right reasons and not just to prove a point.
I was once told by a horny manslut...
"Any port in the storm"
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